2010: Scores of the Week: 2

The thriller of the week: Austin High 66, Belton 63

The snoozer of the week: La Joya 6, Rio Grande City 0

The high society score of the week: Houston Sterling 18, Houston Furr 6

The God Save the Queen score of the week: Victoria East 55,
Kingsville King 13

Anna did not win points in heaven for this one: Anna 41,
Plano John Paul 12

But Lorenzo fared worse: Lorenzo 37, Lubbock Christ The King 13

The Whipping Post score of the week: Lamesa 33, Post 7

The fine wines and cheeses score of the week: Lucas Lovejoy 55, Paris 13

The Texas gubernatorial score of the week: Perryton 35, Bushland 21

The groovy-sounding score of the week: Poteet 9, Dilley 6

The Turn Around Don’t Drown score of the week: Shallowater 33, Amarillo River Road 6

Don’t think! Play football! Wichita Falls Hirschi 21, Ponder 0

Many years later, when Maud would shuffle through the grocery store, unkempt and still in her nightgown, few would recall the dark day in September when it all came unhinged: Bogata Rivercrest 46, Maud 0

In other news, USA Network is coming out with a show called “Cisco and Clyde.” Clyde 28, Cisco 24

The score of the week mostly likely to be mispronounced by a Yankee: Hebbronville 46, Falfurrias 6

The whomping of the week: Lago Vista 77, Austin Eastside Memorial 0

What happens in Vega … ain’t too good: Clarendon 49, Vega 6

The end of an Era: Collinsville 60, Era 0

The San Saba Armadillos report: Goldthwaite 20, San Saba 14

Or not: McCamey 58, San Angelo Texas Leadership 0

The Shiner watch: Shiner 52, Wallis Brazos 0

Not so lucky: Stinnett West Texas 47, Shamrock 0

Blanket had ‘em covered: Blanket 52, Eden 6

Their patented offensive scheme — the Paradigm Shift — didn’t really work: Gordon 56, Comanche Paradigm 8

The Six-Man score of the week: Paint Rock 92, Robert Lee 80