Austin traffic

If you drove in Austin today, between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. And were between 15th Street and Slaughter Lane, please be advised that it's very likely that I called for the eternal damnation of your soul, your vehicle, your progeny and, in some cases, your ancestors.

Please don't take it personally.

I am in the process of retracting my requests and, depending on whether you pissed me off directly or just happened to be in the area, I will get to you soon.

Thank you for your understanding.

Mr. Bottlecaps.